Greeting Cards

Be Fierce! Greeting Card

Greeting Card with Envelope

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Happy Birthday From Us Girls Greeting Card

Greeting Card with Envelope

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Happy Birthday! You Lucky Dog. Greeting Card

Greeting Card with Envelope

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Have a Heavenly Birthday! Greeting Card

Greeting Card with Envelope

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Le Oink! Greeting Card

Greeting Card with Envelope

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Let's Do Lunch Greeting Card

Greeting Card with Envelope

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Ooh Ooh! Happy Birthday Greeting Card

Greeting Card with Envelope

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Play with Fire! Greeting Card

Greeting Card with Envelope, printed with red glitter.

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I Only Fake It...Happy Birthday Retro Greeting Card

Front: I only fake it so he'll buy me stuff Inside: May all your birthday wishes come true. Envelope: Purple

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I Gave Up Jogging...Happy Birthday Retro Greeting Card

Front: I gave up jogging because my thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pantyhose on fire Inside: Hope your birthday is smokin' Envelope: Purple

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I Convinced Him....Thank You Retro Greeting Card

Front: I convinced him that he could not be happy unless I was happy. Inside: Thanks! You Make me Happy! Envelope: Purple

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You Mean Shopping...Blank Retro Greeting Card

Front: You Mean Shopping for More Useless Crap isn't the Meaning of Life Inside: Blank Envelope: Purple

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Everything She Liked...Happy Birthday Retro Greeting Card

Front: Everything she liked was either illegal, immoral, or fattening! Inside: Indulge! It's your birthday! Envelope: Purple

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Merry Chrismukkah Holiday Greeting Card

Front: Blank Inside: You would even say it glows. Merry Chrismukkah Envelope: Red

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CandyCane Menorah Holiday Greeting Card

Front: Blank Inside Left Details about the Menorah Inside Right Merry Menorah! Envelope: Red

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